ANDREW REVELL

If an athlete ever asks you if they can borrow a toilet brush don't expect it back if most can break one in less than a month.

A side-track: 2818 Olympic Village Flats apparently require 5000 toilet brushes, according to the BBC.

Word is a buggy mess. I really wish it didn't exist. When I get a time machine I'm stopping mummy and daddy paperclip getting it on.

@schillingc Aw :(

Fashion pitch taking place downstairs for S/S stuff. "The aim is you can wear it on the beach and in the bar. It's summerwear, really"

@schillingc Does that mean they're going to do MP on iOS? You're going to say no, aren't you?

@schillingc Does that mean they have finally done MP?

@lewispeckover Unless they've just changed it for your site specifically.

@moosegrinder @evilwallpaper Tell them to just stick a link to Steam on?

@moosegrinder @evilwallpaper I went from the games they were excited about, one was Skyrim on PC. http://t.co/yvfFHWZF

@iandoublem @pickassoreborn I think it's safe to say a lot more people will have seen it in DM than ever will in Nintendo Gamer :D

@moosegrinder I ended up here: http://t.co/po7GksCg

Seems fair. http://t.co/TOJft5Rl

I'm sure I've still got bits of Lego stuck together from when I was about 10. I'm tempted to rectify this.

I have just had my mind blown by the existence of a crow-bar for Lego. Mind...BLOWN: http://t.co/pn9AXAwC

Why do I always get lost when I'm using Streetview?

@PoppyD It'll do worse things to your eyes than looking at yourself in a mirror wearing a Man Utd shirt.

@Stiff Good luck with it all...Sounds ridiculous.

If I don't have a dog, am I allowed to open a bank account in Monaco?