ANDREW REVELL

There are few things more naturally entertaining than hipsters struggling with bicycle maintenance in public places.

@rainlevel An unprecedented third on the trot? All the pre-season build-up is saying that looks to be the case.

I am still bemused by how good an album Primary Colours was. It clearly didn't have permission to be that good.

@rainlevel http://t.co/ItyOys6V

@gerald_d There actually is a black president advocating gay marriage, y'know?

Not the best on the album, but pretty good. It'll do, lad. http://t.co/ES2xFXIm

@Wahwah_UK #boogiewoogieisbiggerthanfacebook

I would put "Don't Stare At The Sun" as a new Jam, but there's only a Jools H version so that'll have to wait. But pretend I did, 'tis ace.

It's definitely not perfect, but there is some fantastic, lovely stuff on Richard Hawley's latest. Lovely-fantastic.

Oh. Sigur Ros headlining Airwaves. That'll be annoyingly good. I think I'll just sulk now.

Someone has just said the new Arsenal kit is growing on them. It still looks rubbish, but bonus marks for symbiotic fabric.

I'd be mildly concerned if my toothpaste contained Liquid Calcium, since that means it must be at least 842 °C and that sounds a bit burny.

"Art of England" magazine aims to be, from its App Store desc, "highly visible". A relief; I've been burned by invisible mags before.

So, God, you did not need to hammer that point home by making someone get on my train with a bacon sandwich.

Considering it was a school night I really should have eaten something other than beer last night. I already was aware of that, thanks God.

Apparently there's been queues since 4AM, getting up to 700 people in length, for the tickets just released for Sat. 30000 sold before.

Sober enough to click a link about copyright infringement. Drunk enough to...No.